There’s a lot of reasons I’m doing this comic, none of them practical. I’m working on a novel and also juggling schoolwork. You could say, I’m doing this for “teh lolz.”
Basically what I’m saying here is that I’m not going to be very consistent.
But I will, however, be consistently inconsistent. You can count on that. I will try to get at least one comic out every week though. Hope you enjoy them.


Email me at amjenkins [at]
thegreentypewriter [dot] com. I’ll probably get back to you since I don’t have a fan base yet.

Yes, this is a picture of a Dog on a Surfboard.

Webcomics
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Shawesome Blogs
....That’s about it.

The Green Typewriter? Really?
It’s not totally random. It’s something from a short story I wrote. It has a nice ding, don’t you think? Get it? DING? Like a TYPEWRITER? Anybody?
Style
Uh... Web style. Yeah. And a lot of literary jokes.
Can I do a Guest Comic?
I’d love for you to do so. Contact info on the right!
Do you like ice cream?
Chocolate is my favorite. If you’d like to buy me some, please contact me immediately.
Is this really a FAQ or did you just start making stuff up?
You’ll never know.

General info, plz?
I go to Oklahoma State University. I’m a writer at heart but I also doodle constantly, so I figured, why not put it on the web? Like embarrassing moments on youtube, right? Right?
What are you Doing with your life?
I’m writing a novel and doing this webcomic. Oh yeah, school as well. Sometimes I play Quidditch because I’m a giant nerd.
Will you have my babies?
I’m currently not accepting applications for that position.
Do you do commissions?
YES PLZ
Why are all of these in the form of a question?
BECAUSE THIS IS JEOPARDY, BEEOTCH!
FOR TEH LOLZ
This is me. Sort of.